- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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