- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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