AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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DEATH.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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