- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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