- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are red, yup.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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