your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Badabing.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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