- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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