- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

John lazzaro likes dick

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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