- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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