What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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