- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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