- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Horse.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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