- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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