how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Black people stink of shite!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Women's Rights

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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