- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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