- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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