Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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