- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Eric is gay Ha

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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