Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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