- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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