- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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