So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A pope meets another one

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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