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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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