I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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