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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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