- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Screw it you write the joke.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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