- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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