What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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