What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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