Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

America

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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