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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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