- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Antijokes...

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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