Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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I Have a Black Friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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