- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock knock.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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