What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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