what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A penis walks into a bar..

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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