how do you win a game try your best

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Tucker Rivera

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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