- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

batman farted so hes retarded

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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