What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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