- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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