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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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