- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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