chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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