- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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