"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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