Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How many light bulbs? 1

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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