- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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