- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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