- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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