What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Okay.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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