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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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