- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

irish man drinking john smiths

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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