- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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