- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Communism hehe xd

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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