- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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