- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

the economy.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

NEVER

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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