- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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