- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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