- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Good job, son.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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