Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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