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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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