How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

thumb_up thumb_down -1

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

thumb_up thumb_down -1

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops