Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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