- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

batman farted so hes retarded

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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