- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

batman farted so hes retarded

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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