- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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