Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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how much fish could a chicken

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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