- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Your Mom

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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