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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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