- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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