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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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