- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Communism hehe xd

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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