A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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