I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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