How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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