- Anti Joke

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock knock, COME IN!

woman's rights

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red, yup.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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