A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...