How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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