- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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